Stage 02 — Grow
A full patient acquisition team, done for you.
We run your entire patient acquisition engine — ads, intake, and a trained sales team that closes on your behalf. You focus on the clinic. We fill it.
— The Problem
Most clinics have a great offer and no pipeline.
The demand for GLP-1, peptides, and HRT is real. But most clinic owners trying to grow hit the same wall — they have the compliance and the product and no reliable way to bring in new patients every month.
Generic agencies don't understand healthcare advertising restrictions. Freelancers build the ads but no one follows up on the leads. And clinic owners don't have time to manage campaigns, answer DMs, and close patients while also running a practice.
The agency problem
Most marketing agencies don't understand telehealth compliance, LegitScript requirements, or what actually converts a patient. You end up with pretty ads and no results.
The follow-up problem
Leads go cold in minutes. If no one responds within 5 minutes, most prospects move on. Most clinics have no system in place to catch them.
The capacity problem
You're running the clinical side. You can't also be the salesperson, the ad manager, and the follow-up team. Something breaks.
— Who This Is For
This is for you if…
- ✓Your clinic is live and compliant but you need a consistent patient pipeline
- ✓You've tried running ads yourself and it hasn't produced results
- ✓Your team is good at clinical care but not at sales or marketing
- ✓You want someone to own the entire acquisition process
This is NOT for you if…
- ✕You don't have a clinic yet (see Start Your Clinic instead)
- ✕You're not licensed or not yet operational
- ✕You're not willing to invest in paid advertising
- ✕You want a guaranteed outcome — this is performance marketing, not magic
The Celebrity Funnel
The patient acquisition system we run across every clinic we work with. Each step is built to convert — not just attract.
Messaging & Positioning
Before we run a single ad, we nail how you communicate. Generic weight loss ads get scrolled past. We build story-driven positioning that makes your clinic feel different from the first second — and earns trust before anyone fills out a form.
Celebrity-Style UGC Ads
We produce custom video ads with real, paid creators. Entertaining, specific, trust-building content that pre-sells patients before the consultation. This is what makes the funnel convert at scale — not stock photos and generic copy.
Qualified Intake & Checkout
Custom intake forms built to disqualify tire-kickers and pre-sell serious buyers. Patients arrive at consultations already sold on monthly, 3-month, and 6-month packages — not just browsing.
Done-for-You Sales & Follow-Up
Our trained sales team picks up every lead within 5 minutes — email, SMS, and phone. We handle the entire sales conversation on your behalf so you stay focused on clinical care, not chasing leads.
— What We Actually Do
We don't advise. We execute.
You are not hiring a consultant who tells you what to do. You are hiring a team that does the work.
Ad Creative
We write, produce, and edit all ad creative. UGC video, static, and copy — everything.
Campaign Management
Daily optimization on Meta and Google. Budget allocation, A/B testing, audience scaling.
Lead Follow-Up
Every lead gets a response within 5 minutes via email, SMS, and phone — automatically.
Intake & Checkout
Custom forms that qualify patients and close them on packages before the consult.
Sales Closing
Our trained team handles the sales conversation. You get booked consultations, not cold leads.
Reporting
Weekly performance reports every Monday — spend, leads, consultations, and conversions.
— What You Get
Patient acquisition, fully managed
Every piece of the acquisition engine built and run by our team. Ads, intake, follow-up, and close — you get booked consultations, not a to-do list.
Book a Discovery Call →- ✓Celebrity Funnel patient acquisition system
- ✓Custom UGC video ad creation and production
- ✓Paid ad management — Meta + Google
- ✓Qualified intake forms and checkout pages
- ✓Trained sales team — closes patients for you
- ✓5-minute lead follow-up via email, SMS, and phone
- ✓Dedicated account manager
- ✓Weekly performance reporting and optimization
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